Danger in Blind Spots

Have you ever seen the movie Robots?  I'll admit, I've only seen it once or twice, but lately one of the characters has been reminding me of... well, me.  Remember Aunt Fanny?  She has an unusually large rear end and accidentally squishes the main character against the wall without even realizing it.

Yes, this is me, in reverse.  My belly is so huge now that I have several blind spots.  And my kids are unfortunately at the perfect height for their heads to be in those blind spots.  And they find themselves knocked around, unsuspectingly, by said huge belly.  The sad part, is I sometimes don't even realize it.  Yikes.

Wear your helmet kids, it may save your life.

Aunt Fanny, I understand, truly I do.