Sometimes when Tim is out of town for days on end I realize how lonely I get for "real" conversation. You know, with someone who has at least graduated from kindergarten. Not that I don't love talking to my kids. I do. But there's just something about an adult conversation...
So when I get lonely for that "real" conversation, sometimes I think about calling a friend, sibling, parent, etc. And then I get nervous. I mean, I've gotten so used to talking to my kids I'm afraid of what might come out of my mouth if I all of the sudden jump into an adult conversation. Randomly, or deserved, because of the situation/person I'm talking to. Worst case scenario, I probably wouldn't even notice it was a childish comment made in an adult conversation. *sigh
A few things I'm afraid I might say...
Is that YOU that stinks?! Whew. When was the last time you took a bath?!
or
Is that YOU that stinks?! Whew. Are you poopy?
Honestly, didn't anyone clean you up after you ate?
You're so stinkin' smart/cute/funny! I love you!!! (note: spoken in high-pitched, ridiculous voice)
Do I need to spank you?
Who wants a SNACK?!
You'd better say you're sorry.
I'll give you to the count of 3! 1....2... (fingers included)
Because let's face it-- this is mostly what I say during the day.