If you're looking for that new scent that will make your man's eyes POP, look no further. Now announcing my new line of perfume coming out:
*Only found online. Paypal accepted. No refunds.
Testimonials:
"The tanginess of the perfume really took my breath away!"
-Mother of 2
"How could it have taken someone this long to capture such a unique smell?"
-The girl next door
"You want to get his attention? I recommend this perfume! It worked for me!"
-Anonymous
"It's really unlike anything I've ever tried before!"
-Wife of 5 years
"I personally endorse this product so whole-heartedly that I promise you will never smell another product on me"
-Amber, owner of Eau de Rotten Milk

2 comments:
All diginity goes out the window when you have kids...(sigh)...
hmm...scrumptious.
You know, every once in a while I receive a free sample, here at my home. It's so enticing, and I always decide I want to make my own purchase, but then life distracts me from that decision...I'll have to be contented with just the occasional chances to sport it...man, I hope I get another sample soon.
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